OUR GLOVE SCIENTISTS WORKED AROUND THE CLOCK ON DEVELOPING THE NEW "GMO" GLOVE LINE. THEY HAVE COME UP WITH THE ULTIMATE CHEMICAL COMPOUND THAT CAPTURES THE STRENGTH OF CHUCK NORRIS' ROUNDHOUSE KICK, THE SPEED OF LIGHTNING, AND FREEDOM OF SKINNY-DIPPING IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S POOL. THE RESULT IS A LIGHT-FEELING AND LONG LASTING GLOVE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO ABSOLUTELY LOVE. JUST LEAVE THE SERIOUS STUFF TO US, AND WE WILL LEAVE THE FUN TO YOU!